capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

savegirlsfromgettingtheirnudesleakedbycrustyboys2k14

maplesuhtori:

*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882

white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

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